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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:59

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

HELLO

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